Josie was helping herself to some water. She told me, "Mom, I'm drinking a lot of water because it is good for me. It has protein." I was getting ready to correct her when she said, "Oh wait...Not Protein! I meant it helps me with my kidney stones!"
I didn't have have the heart to correct her, so if she tells you she has kidney stones she doesn't... and she won't if she keeps drinking all that water!